Bedtime Prayer

BEDTIME PRAYER ....
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit when he is wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair & opens my door,
massages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind.
Knows just what to say when I ask "How fat is my> behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
He brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the> kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And would never compare me with my best girlfriend.
Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
for I know You will send him before it's too late
Amen